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Carnivorous

// May 6th, 2007 // 2 Comments » // Blog

I saw this advert for the first time, last night, and it completely freaked me out!

ALHAMDULILLAH!

// May 2nd, 2007 // 19 Comments » // Blog

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! <—- excited scream

Something worked.

SOMETHING. WORKED.

It's such a tiny, little thing – but it worked!

THANK YOU, RABBI.

I'm now going home now, inshā’Allāh… :)

Phatwa Factory

// April 28th, 2007 // 14 Comments » // Blog

This site has the funniest policies page i have ever read! However, i don't tend to read policies pages, so i'm not sure how valid my opinion is.

The shirts are also quite amusing.

Just the thing to keep you going when you're spending Saturday afternoon in the office…

And if you're not spending Saturday afternoon in the office?

Well – bully for you!

Feed Me

// April 24th, 2007 // 22 Comments » // Blog

My feed stats scare me a little… not the numbers… the weird looking chart:

I get the heeby-jeebies every time i visit the page; you could poke someone's eye out on them spikes!

I kid you not – i think i have peak-a-phobia! *wibble*

Ninjabi

// April 23rd, 2007 // 6 Comments » // Blog

Just thought i'd follow on from my Kick Ass entry (in more than just name – yeah, lamo joke), with the URL to the Ninjabi website.

Last week i learnt three more blocking moves, as well as a kick that would have guys tearing at the eyes – you know what i'm sayin'? Unfortunately, later in the evening, when i tried to show my mum this particular move, i quickly realized that my jilbab would serve as a severe impediment to such an attack! Your leg can only go so high with that thing on. Makes me wonder what other moves are anti-jilbab (or anti-long skirt). I think i'll have to bring that up with the instructor, next time, inshā’Allāh.

Oh, i have also discovered my favourite strike! I can't remember what it's called, but it involves the elbow. It's quite powerful, and i really want to try it out on someone! Next time i spot a guy trying to gate-crash the sisters-only hall of a segregated wedding, “looking for his Mrs”, he'll be wishing he'd used his damned mobile phone instead, after i'm through with him!

Wha-cha!

Cherubim

// April 18th, 2007 // 5 Comments » // Blog

I stumbled across this beautiful photo (here), during my blog travels.

māshā’Allāh, ain't he the cutest?

Combined with an equally adorable pic over at OM's blog, it's enough to turn one broody… eep!

Quick! Someone talk about drag racing, football, motorcycles – anything!

I'm about to drown in my own oestrogen!

That Problem

// April 1st, 2007 // 12 Comments » // Blog

I have noticed that i have serious issues with the word, “that”. I keep on forgetting to use it. I don't know why i have suddenly realized my 'that' deficiency, but it is beginning to annoy me.

I am also going crazy, with, the, commas.

I need a lesson in grammar, stat!

Btw, i do know my 'Star Wars' trilogy needs to be updated… the second part is longer than the first. It is currently in the post-production stages, waiting to be edited.

Patience, my young padawan.

Just another WordPress convert…

// March 30th, 2007 // 15 Comments » // Blog

If you haven't already, join the Club!

Konnichiwa

// January 31st, 2007 // 5 Comments » // Blog

A very short post, which may be deleted soon.

Spam is annoying enough, but what about spam in a foreign language?

I've been receiving random e-mails at my blog e-mail addy, written in, what i think is, Japanese.

If anyone can translate, here is a sample for you. I hope it's nothing too rude!

男性も女性も無料のセフレ探しの完全版やっとできました☆彡世の中セックス無しでは生きてる意味がないってゆう男女ばかり集まっております。早い人なら、メール始めた日に会ってる方も結構います!

Dear Japanese spammers: Please stop wasting the internet, and target a more appropriate audience!

Mac Elitism in Overdrive

// January 29th, 2007 // 2 Comments » // Blog

I was debating with myself whether to write a personal entry, or a political one.

Then i found this!

AND THIS!
Cue Toy Story alien: “ooOOOoooOOooooh!”
Me want one…