Ninjabi

// April 23rd, 2007 // Blog

Just thought i'd follow on from my Kick Ass entry (in more than just name – yeah, lamo joke), with the URL to the Ninjabi website.

Last week i learnt three more blocking moves, as well as a kick that would have guys tearing at the eyes – you know what i'm sayin'? Unfortunately, later in the evening, when i tried to show my mum this particular move, i quickly realized that my jilbab would serve as a severe impediment to such an attack! Your leg can only go so high with that thing on. Makes me wonder what other moves are anti-jilbab (or anti-long skirt). I think i'll have to bring that up with the instructor, next time, inshā’Allāh.

Oh, i have also discovered my favourite strike! I can't remember what it's called, but it involves the elbow. It's quite powerful, and i really want to try it out on someone! Next time i spot a guy trying to gate-crash the sisters-only hall of a segregated wedding, “looking for his Mrs”, he'll be wishing he'd used his damned mobile phone instead, after i'm through with him!

Wha-cha!

6 Responses to “Ninjabi”

  1. I’d love to learn self defense but I’m a shy girl!

  2. hema says:

    salaam

    “i quickly realized that my jilbab would serve as a severe impediment to such an attack”

    as a recent jilbabi (??) i have problems with every day things like using the stairs. i think everyone is just used to me tripping up now!

    ps your blog is one my favourites. i love the way there is something for everyone.
    and i’m not jsut saying that because i don’t want you to try that elbow move on me, honest.

  3. some of the sisters including moi wears trousers underneath, that way you can lift your jilbab ever so slightly in case you’re going to fall or want to go up a flight of stairs. Handy when the wind blows your garment up!

  4. Sumera says:

    Unless your jilbaab is really baggy, you’d be restricted with your fancy kick moves!

  5. iMuslim says:

    Unique: You? Shy? Wha?

    Hema: Unique has a fine tip… that’s what i do too. One sister i know never picks up her jilbab going up the stairs… i don’t know how she does it!
    Jazakallah for the compliment. You have now been struck off my ‘elbow’ list. ;)

    Sumera: My abayahs are not that tight… but anyway, no fancy kicks for me. Not unless i cut a big slit down the side of my jilbab… but that kinda defeats the purpose, right? :)

  6. hema says:

    i always wear trousers underneath too but sometimes when i’m in a rush i forget i’m wearing my jilbab, and i’ve got three flights of stairs every day for work. inshAllah i’ll figure out how to be all elegant like your friend soon:)

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